Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Fabricating Sports Animosity for World Series

Normally, this blog is a strange corner filled with spur of the moment fiction. Today is a little different. Since the Boston Red Sox are returning to the World Series and playing the Colorado Rockies, it is time to portray our opponent as the enemy. Here are 5 good reasons for Red Sox fans to go into a rage...

1. Their park is named after a man named 'Adolf'

2. Every time you fly to the West Coast there is turbulence over the 'Rockies'

3. They killed Kenny

4. They had YEARS to come up with a team name and the best they could come up with was the 'Rockies'?

5. There is now a direct link between the World Series and John Denver

Sox in 6.